Just not my day
I texted my wife this afternoon: “Darling, I had a bad accident at work this morning and fell from great height. Sarah kindly rushed me to the hospital; the doctors have examined me and tested me; they have xrayed the damage in my legs and say I may never walk again. I will possibly stay in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.”
She texted back,
She texted back,
Spoiler: