Just not my day

[rebbonk]

I texted my wife this afternoon: “Darling, I had a bad accident at work this morning and fell from great height. Sarah kindly rushed me to the hospital; the doctors have examined me and tested me; they have xrayed the damage in my legs and say I may never walk again. I will possibly stay in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.”

She texted back,

Spoiler:

“Who’s Sarah?”

[Melisandre]

[dutchman]

Typical female!!