COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex, if she wanted to get into Heaven. The woman said that she would try her best. God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.... Not bad - said the woman - I've given up smoking and drinking, but then I bent over the lounge suite and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, and made love to me right there and then. THEY DON'T LIKE that in Heaven, said God.... The woman replied - and they're NOT TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT IN IKEA EITHER!!!!