Furious wife

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Furious wife

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:08 pm

My wife was furious this morning when I came home drunk from a party.

"You absolute b@st@rd!" she screamed.

"Oh that's it," I said, "Start on me as soon as I walk through the door."

"What the hell do you expect me to say?" she yelled.

I said,
Spoiler:
"A happy new year would be nice."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Furious wife

Postby Melisandre » Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:22 pm

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