Return ticket

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Return ticket

Postby rebbonk » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:15 am

I said to the man in the ticket office at the station "Can I have a return ticket please?"

He asked "Where to?"

I said
Spoiler:
"Back to here, stupid"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Return ticket

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:14 pm

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