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New job

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:07 am

A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said, "Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom --
Spoiler:
I'll show you how."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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