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Postby rebbonk » Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:13 am

If you get caught stealing in the UK, the police take your fingerprints and release you.

If you get caught stealing in Iran, the police take your fingerprints and
Spoiler:
you don't get them back.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stealing

Postby Melisandre » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:13 pm

:lol:
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Re: Stealing

Postby Jock Strapp » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:11 pm

Yes Rebbonk. Another Islam nicety.
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