Robert Green Jokes

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Robert Green Jokes

Postby pollyanna » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:05 pm

* At least that's one British spillage the Americans won't be moaning about...

* What's the difference between Robert Green and Justin Bieber? Robert Green knows how to drop his balls.

* Kermit was right: It's not easy being Green.

* All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact they're crossing the line...

* The England lads had a get-together after the game and bought Robert Green a drink to commiserate. He spilled it.

* Steven Gerrard said: "The whole team is behind Rob Green." With hindsight, that's a good place to stand.

* Robert Green's bringing out his own South African trumpet. It's known as a boo-boozela

* Robert Green - a joke even Americans can understand.

* Yesterday at London Zoo one of the staff let a a Central American monkey slip out of his grasp. So Robert Green's not the only English keeper to drop a Howler.

* Just bought a Robert Green condom. Extra slippery and you're guaranteed not to catch anything.

* Rob Green has injured himself. Apparently, he put his head in his hands and immediately kneed himself in the face.

* What's the difference between a botanist with the flu and the England goalkeeper? One has Green fingers and can catch a cold...

* Before he got into football, Robert Green was a bus driver. But he got fired because he couldn't make any stops.

* I'm Robert Green and cleaning Windows is my next idea...

Fabio Capello has warned all of his players about the possible dangers of catching Aids during this trip to Africa. All except for Robert Green that is, who is in NO danger of catching anything at all.
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Re: Robert Green Jokes

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:20 pm

Didn't take long did it?

I just love the way we can laugh at these things. Thanks Pollyanna. :thumbsup:
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Re: Robert Green Jokes

Postby pollyanna » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:41 pm

That's the great Brit sense of humour for you Rebbonk - hahaha.

He's an easy target - but it's a team effort - none of them actually stood out did they :shock:
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