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Avon calling

Postby rebbonk » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:14 pm

As I answered the front door dressed in high heals, stockings & suspenders, leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick, the Avon lady asked "Hello Sir, is your wife at home"?

To which I replied
Spoiler:
"Take a wild guess love!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Avon calling

Postby Melisandre » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:40 pm

:lol:
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Re: Avon calling

Postby dutchman » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:49 am

:lol:
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