First off I handed him a headlight. He felt it for a while and said it came off a 1932 Morris Oxford, he was right.
Second offering was a door handle. After a while he said it was off a 1960 E type Jag, coloured yellow. Amazing he was right.
Mightily impressed, I handed him the final offering a spark plug. To my astonishment he pulled his trousers down then shoved it up his arse.
After some time he said "Eee lad, that's
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