Noddy Holder
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:08 amIn 1970's Birmingham, Noddy Holder walks into a trendy boutique.
“Awroight, our Nodday!” Says the assistant. “‘Ow’m yow doin’? Oi ay seen yow in yonks!”
“Boston’ bab! Wot yow got for us this wick?”
“Nod, oi’ve got some brilliant gear for yer. ‘ave a look at these loon pants - them’s all the go!”
“Great - oi'll have them! Wot else you got?”
“Well there’s these massive platform boots - 12 inches tall, ‘em am!”
“Aaarrr, em’s great, them am! Oi’ll ‘ave them an’ all!”
“And d’yer fancy a kipper tie?”
Alwroight then
“Awroight, our Nodday!” Says the assistant. “‘Ow’m yow doin’? Oi ay seen yow in yonks!”
“Boston’ bab! Wot yow got for us this wick?”
“Nod, oi’ve got some brilliant gear for yer. ‘ave a look at these loon pants - them’s all the go!”
“Great - oi'll have them! Wot else you got?”
“Well there’s these massive platform boots - 12 inches tall, ‘em am!”
“Aaarrr, em’s great, them am! Oi’ll ‘ave them an’ all!”
“And d’yer fancy a kipper tie?”
Alwroight then
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