"I'll have a word with my mate Dave," I replied.
"Does he work in a beauty salon?"
"Nah, the garage. But
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Spray tan
by rebbonk » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:16 am
"I'm thinking of having a spray tan, you know, get a head start for summer," said my wife, as she stood in her bra and knickers looking over her shoulder into the bedroom mirror.
"I'll have a word with my mate Dave," I replied.
"Does he work in a beauty salon?"
"Nah, the garage. But
"I'll have a word with my mate Dave," I replied.
"Does he work in a beauty salon?"
"Nah, the garage. But
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