Another doggy one.

[Jock Strapp]

Paddy took two stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Roadshow' for assessment.


"Ooh!" the presenter said, "This is a very rare set produced by the Johns Brothers Celebrated Taxidermists. They operated in London at the turn of last century. Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"


"Sticks," replied Paddy.

[Melisandre]

[rebbonk]