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Healthy

Postby rebbonk » Wed Nov 08, 2017 10:38 am

In the commuter train car the conversation turned to the merits and demerits of various ways of preserving health.

One stout, florid man held forth with great eloquence on the subject. "Look at me!" he said. "Never a day's sickness in my life, and all due to simple food. Why, gentlemen" he continued "from the age of twenty to that of forty I lived an absolutely simple regular life - no effeminate delicacies, no late hours, no extravagances. Every day, in fact, summer and winter, I was in bed regularly at nine o'clock and up again at five in the morning. I worked from eight to one, then had dinner, a plain dinner, mark my words: after that, an hour's exercise; then..."

"Excuse me, sir" interrupted the stranger in the corner
Spoiler:
"but what were you in prison for?"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Healthy

Postby Melisandre » Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:13 pm

:lol:
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