Pulled by the police

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Pulled by the police

Postby rebbonk » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:49 am

A policeman pulled me over last night.

He said, "You've got no tax, your rear tyre is completely flat, you've got a can of lager in your hand and you're not wearing a seatbelt!"

I said, "I'll see you tomorrow then."

"What's that supposed to mean?" he asked.

I said, "Hang on a minute pal,
Spoiler:
I'm on the phone."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pulled by the police

Postby Melisandre » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:30 pm

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