Ordered a take-away

[rebbonk]

The other night I ordered takeaway. When I looked in the bag, I saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery.

In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food.

Too bad I was eating by myself.

Spoiler:

There's nothing quite like being made to feel a fat b*st*rd before dinner.