The things kids say (Bit ripe!)

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The things kids say (Bit ripe!)

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 09, 2010 2:41 am

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."

"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."

"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

The third boy says, "Vibrator, Miss."

After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well Miss, my sister has one and she says it
Spoiler:
eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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