Little Johnny knows

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Little Johnny knows

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:15 am

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time.

She decided to get his attention.

"Johnny," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?"

"Thirty-four" Johnny answered unhesitatingly.

The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me... how did you guess?"

"Oh, there's nothing to it" Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen
Spoiler:
and she's only half-crazy".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Little Johnny knows

Postby Melisandre » Fri Sep 29, 2017 2:57 pm

:lol:
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