Expectant fathers
A group of expectant fathers sat nervously in the hall.
A nurse beckoned to one of them and said: "Congratulations - you have a son!"
Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up, and cried "Hey, what's the idea?
A nurse beckoned to one of them and said: "Congratulations - you have a son!"
Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up, and cried "Hey, what's the idea?
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