He knows you know!

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

He knows you know!

Postby rebbonk » Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:19 am

Husband sent a text to wife at night, "Hi babe I will get in late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."

He sent another text, "Babe I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary and at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"

She text back, "OMG really?"

Husband replied, "No
Spoiler:
I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: He knows you know!

Postby Melisandre » Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:29 pm

:lol:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests

  • Ads
cron