How old do I look?

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How old do I look?

Postby rebbonk » Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:34 am

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted.
Spoiler:
"I haven't added them up yet."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: How old do I look?

Postby Melisandre » Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:08 pm

:lol:
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