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Alien in a pub

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:32 am
by rebbonk
An alien walks into a busy pub and asks for a pint. Landlord says, "sorry don't serve aliens."

Alien says, "I'll buy you one?"

"Nope, dont serve aliens."

"I'll buy every one in here a drink?"

"Nope don't serve aliens."

"I'll buy all the drinks all night for everyone?"

The landlord agrees.

A few hours later the landlord says, "Right that's £3,450 please"

Alien says,
Spoiler:
"you got change for a zonk?"

Re: Alien in a pub

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2017 1:10 pm
by Melisandre
:yellow_grin: