Ouija board

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Ouija board

Postby rebbonk » Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:20 am

I bought an Ouija board recently from a strange old man.

I got it home, laid out the pieces and before I could even ask it a question the planchette started to move around, it eventually spelt I’VE GOT A MESSAGE TO YOU

‘What is your message?’ I asked.

YOU SHOULD BE DANCING

Fear started flushing over me, ‘Why should I be dancing?’

NIGHT FEVER

I started to become more confused then frightened now, I needed to get to the bottom of this. ‘You’re talking gibberish’ I shouted!

JIVE TALKIN. HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE. STAYING ALIVE…

‘Hell!’ I shouted. That old man sold me a
Spoiler:
Bee Gee board!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Ouija board

Postby Melisandre » Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:43 am

:lol:
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