Three Men on a Hike

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Three Men on a Hike

Postby dutchman » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:53 pm

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
Raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man
Prayed:' God, please give me the strength to cross the river.

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me
Strength and the tools to cross the river '

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
Was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,
Please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river 'Poof!
He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up
stream and walked across the bridge.
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Re: Three Men on a Hike

Postby pollyanna » Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:23 pm

Love it :lol:
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