Young and daring

[rebbonk]

The rich and elegant old woman stopped to reverse her Rolls into the only free parking space. But as she was slowly backing in, a young girl in a nifty little sports car came up behind her and nipped into the parking space ahead of her.

“You’ve got to be young and daring to do that,” said the girl.

The old woman ignored her and continued to reverse into the parking spot, pushing the sports car out of the parking space and down a slope, where it smashed into a wall and burst into flames.

The old woman finished parking, then turned to the dumbfounded girl and said,

Spoiler:

“And you’ve got to be old and rich to do that.”

[Melisandre]