Assassination attempt on Trump

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Assassination attempt on Trump

Postby rebbonk » Fri Sep 08, 2017 9:47 am

A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.

Just at the last moment, one of the President's bodyguards spotted him.

He immediately shouted "Mickey Mouse! Mickey Mouse!"

A shot rang out and Trump fell dead.

As his aides gathered round the body, one of them asked the bodyguard why he had shouted "Mickey Mouse"

'I'm sorry" he said "I meant to shout

Spoiler:
"Donald, duck!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Assassination attempt on Trump

Postby Melisandre » Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:31 pm

:lol:
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