Burgled
Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:48 am"Get this" said the bloke to his mates. "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house!"
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.
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