Special ring
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 8:56 amA balding old man went in the jewellery shop with a much younger girlfriend.
"I would like to see some very special rings" he said
The jeweller went and fetched a ring "Sir this is a special ring £5000"
"No I want something really special for this lady"
So the jeweller fetched another ring and said "Sir this is a very very special ring at £40,000!"
"I will have that one he said and pay by cheque. I know you need to check my account so I will let you phone my bank on Monday and verify that there's sufficient money in my account. I will pick up the ring Monday afternoon"
Monday morning a very irate jeweller phoned the old man "Sir you have no money in that account"
"I know" said the old man "but let me
"I would like to see some very special rings" he said
The jeweller went and fetched a ring "Sir this is a special ring £5000"
"No I want something really special for this lady"
So the jeweller fetched another ring and said "Sir this is a very very special ring at £40,000!"
"I will have that one he said and pay by cheque. I know you need to check my account so I will let you phone my bank on Monday and verify that there's sufficient money in my account. I will pick up the ring Monday afternoon"
Monday morning a very irate jeweller phoned the old man "Sir you have no money in that account"
"I know" said the old man "but let me
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