Silent f*rt
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 9:37 amI silently f*rted in bed last night and slowly lifted up the quilt.
After a few seconds my wife said, "Jesus H Christ, that stinks!"
It must've been pretty awful,
After a few seconds my wife said, "Jesus H Christ, that stinks!"
It must've been pretty awful,
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