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Buying screws

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:08 am

I went to buy some screws today and the woman asked "how long do you want them?"

I said
Spoiler:
"I want to keep them!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Buying screws

Postby Melisandre » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:27 pm

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