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Spread-eagle and naked

Postby rebbonk » Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:06 am

My Mrs was spread-eagle and totally naked on the bed last night.

She said " you know what I want don't you?"

I said
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"The whole bl**dy bed by the looks of it"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Spread-eagle and naked

Postby Melisandre » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:28 pm

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