Old girl and wind

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An elderly woman goes to the doctor.

She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass wind all the time. Fortunately, it's odourless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed wind ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odourless and silent so you can't tell."

The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.

The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week.

She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass wind all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"

The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we'll have to work on your hearing."