Latex factory visit

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Latex factory visit

Postby rebbonk » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:12 am

A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.

At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mould," explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured.

The machine makes a noise: 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop!"

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour, "I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop!' every so often?"

The tour guide says, "That's the sound that ensures
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that we will keep producing the baby bottle nipples."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Latex factory visit

Postby Melisandre » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:40 am

:lol:
Believe it or not that is the truth.
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