For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.
They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life - I just want to go home."
POOF, she is gone.
The redhead makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too."
POOF, she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "What is the matter?"
The blonde said,
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