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Little Johnny

PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:18 am
by rebbonk
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried, said,
Spoiler:
"Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mum."