Well, fancy that!
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:50 amI was arrested recently for hitting my mother-in-law in the face with a champagne cork.
"It was an accident" I said.
"I don't think it was sir" replied the Policeman.
"How do you know?" I asked.
He said,
"It was an accident" I said.
"I don't think it was sir" replied the Policeman.
"How do you know?" I asked.
He said,
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