"It was an accident" I said.
"I don't think it was sir" replied the Policeman.
"How do you know?" I asked.
He said,
Spoiler:
COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD
Website is subject to occasional intereference from an unknown source...
Well, fancy that!
2 posts
• Page 1 of 1
Well, fancy that!
by rebbonk » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:50 am
I was arrested recently for hitting my mother-in-law in the face with a champagne cork.
"It was an accident" I said.
"I don't think it was sir" replied the Policeman.
"How do you know?" I asked.
He said,
"It was an accident" I said.
"I don't think it was sir" replied the Policeman.
"How do you know?" I asked.
He said,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
-
rebbonk - Posts: 72166
- Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am
2 posts
• Page 1 of 1
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests
-
- Ads
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
