She wants a divorce!
My wife filed for a divorce last Monday after she came in from one of those classes she goes to.
"Maureen says her husband always treats her with respect, always hugs her and always writes her poems. Why don't you ever write me poems?
I replied:
"Maureen says her husband always treats her with respect, always hugs her and always writes her poems. Why don't you ever write me poems?
I replied:
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