She wants a divorce!

[rebbonk]

My wife filed for a divorce last Monday after she came in from one of those classes she goes to.

"Maureen says her husband always treats her with respect, always hugs her and always writes her poems. Why don't you ever write me poems?

I replied:

Spoiler:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The football is on,
And there's hoovering to do."

[pollyanna]