My son the Vet

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My son the Vet

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:59 am

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady
put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor asked, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady replied, "$10,000 a week.."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful! What does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The little old lady said proudly,
Spoiler:
"In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno ."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: My son the Vet

Postby dutchman » Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:08 pm

:lol:
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