Donkey Smith

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Donkey Smith

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 22, 2017 10:20 am

A young lad goes to work for the first time on a building site.

The site foreman tells him to go over to where the roofs are being put on and see Donkey Smith who will give him a job.

Off the lad goes and when he gets to the houses he asks one of the brickies "where can I find Donkey Smith?"

"Over by the cement mixer" replies the brick layer.

He approaches said man and asks "Are you Donkey Smith?"

The man looks at him in a rage and with an obvious stutter shouts "Who told, who told, who told you to call me Donkey?"

The lad replies "The site foreman told me to look for Donkey Smith."

The man replied
Spoiler:
" Well Heehaw, Heehaw, Heehaw to know better!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72166
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Donkey Smith

Postby Melisandre » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:37 pm

:lol:
User avatar
Melisandre
 
Posts: 14096
Joined: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:52 am


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests

  • Ads