Hunter and the dead elephant
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2017 9:22 amA white hunter walking through the jungle comes across a dead elephant, and sitting on top of the carcass is a pygmy.
"Who killed this elephant?", asks the white hunter.
"I did Bwana" replied the pygmy.
"My God, l'm speechless", says the hunter, "how on earth did you kill it?"
"With my club, Bwana" said the pygmy.
The hunter stands there with his mouth open in amazement. "Bl**dy hell!" He said, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy jumps down off the elephant, looks up at the hunter, and says,
"Who killed this elephant?", asks the white hunter.
"I did Bwana" replied the pygmy.
"My God, l'm speechless", says the hunter, "how on earth did you kill it?"
"With my club, Bwana" said the pygmy.
The hunter stands there with his mouth open in amazement. "Bl**dy hell!" He said, "How big is your club?"
The pygmy jumps down off the elephant, looks up at the hunter, and says,
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