For better, for worse - Bit ripe!
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:41 amTwo guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years.
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very S L O W L Y tells the first guy, "I was almost married"
The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, " Yes, well I went to the doctor and he told me that if I spoke s l o w l y I wouldn’t stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he "was almost married".
"Well, my fiancée and I were sitting on the sofa and the dog was scratching his back and I said to her that when we are married she could do that for me - and that’s when she threw the ring in my face”
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"Well I speak so slowly that by the time she turned round to look at the dog......
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very S L O W L Y tells the first guy, "I was almost married"
The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, " Yes, well I went to the doctor and he told me that if I spoke s l o w l y I wouldn’t stutter."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he "was almost married".
"Well, my fiancée and I were sitting on the sofa and the dog was scratching his back and I said to her that when we are married she could do that for me - and that’s when she threw the ring in my face”
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
"Well I speak so slowly that by the time she turned round to look at the dog......
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