For better, for worse - Bit ripe!

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For better, for worse - Bit ripe!

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:41 am

Two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years.

First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"

The second guy speaking very S L O W L Y tells the first guy, "I was almost married"

The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you don't stutter any more."

The answer comes, " Yes, well I went to the doctor and he told me that if I spoke s l o w l y I wouldn’t stutter."

The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he "was almost married".

"Well, my fiancée and I were sitting on the sofa and the dog was scratching his back and I said to her that when we are married she could do that for me - and that’s when she threw the ring in my face”

"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.

"Well I speak so slowly that by the time she turned round to look at the dog......
Spoiler:
he was licking his balls”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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