A prayer

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A prayer

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 10, 2017 10:46 am

A SWEET ELDERLY LADY SAYING A PRAYER:


“Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for me.

You’ve taken –

My favourite actor Alan Rickman

My favourite comedienne, Victoria Wood

My favourite singers, Cilla Black, Joe Cocker and David Bowie

My favourite author, Tom Clancy

And finally, my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan.

So Lord, I just wanted you to know
Spoiler:
that my favourite politicians are:

Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn, Teresa May, and that stupid loud mouth cow from Scotland
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: A prayer

Postby dutchman » Mon Jul 10, 2017 3:34 pm

:lol:
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Re: A prayer

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:30 pm

:rolling:
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