Elderly couple at the doctors

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Elderly couple at the doctors

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:35 am

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being a little hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him,
Spoiler:
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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