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Shocked mother superior

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:03 am
by rebbonk
Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?"

Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior."

Mother Superior (shocked): "And what would you do next?"

Sister Maria: "I would tell him to drop his pants."

Mother Superior: (even more shocked) "And what then?"

Sister Maria:
Spoiler:
"I would run away. I can run much faster with my habit up than he can with his pants down."

Re: Shocked mother superior

PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:39 pm
by Melisandre
:lol: