COVENTRY MESSAGE BOARD

Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, 'I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!'

'What did you do?' the other nuns asked.

'Well, of course I threw them all in the trash.'

The second nun said, 'Well, I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a pack of condoms.'

'Oh my,' gasped the other nuns.

'What did you do?' they asked.

'I poked holes in all of them,' she replied.

The third nun said,