Underwear for the wife
My wife wasn't happy when I got her some of Victoria Beckham's designer underwear.
"The bra's too small," she said, "and the knickers are cutting into me. Could you take them back?"
"I doubt it," I replied.
"The bra's too small," she said, "and the knickers are cutting into me. Could you take them back?"
"I doubt it," I replied.
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