Dead rooster
Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2017 9:25 amA man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster.
Whack!
The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell.
A farmer appeared.
The man somewhat nervously said "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him".
"Suit yourself" the farmer replied
Whack!
The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell.
A farmer appeared.
The man somewhat nervously said "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him".
"Suit yourself" the farmer replied
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